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About Zelda In-House Barkitect

Zelda joined The Oppenheim Group as the In-House Barkitect at just 10 weeks old, and absolutely zero training (not even potty). Despite her lack of expertise, she has quickly excelled at the brokerage as somebody keen on building friendships, melting hearts, and letting her voice be heard to anyone walking by on Sunset Boulevard.

Being only able to see in black and white, Zelda was initially challenged by the concept of a blueprint. Working her entire life (roughly one year, although she describes it as feeling like seven) she has managed to produce detailed drawings day-in and day-out, all without an opposable thumb.

When she's not working, Zelda likes to annoy her big brother Niko, walk around the office chewing on things, and annoy Niko some more.

Zelda credits her success to the many great barkitects who have come before her; citing Frank Lloyd Bite and Richard Neuter as her biggest inspirations.

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